Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn’t afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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Q: What’s worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater? A: A blonde trying to set fire to it.
Přečíst celý »Blonde & Brunette on a Cliff
Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first? A: The brunette — the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
Přečíst celý »Blond with a cell phone
A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband. The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it. It was her husband. He says, “How’s the new cell phone?” She replied, “Great…but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?”
Přečíst celý »Blond Father
A blond man and a brunette woman were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital, and she gave birth to two baby boys. The blond man turned to his wife and yelled, “All right, …
Přečíst celý »Big Ben Surprise
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
Přečíst celý »Basement Full of Blondes
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.
Přečíst celý »Barbie & Paris
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: They are both blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Přečíst celý »Bar Ladder
Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? A: She heard drinks were on the house.
Přečíst celý »Bang Bang!
Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it? A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
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