An idiot walking down the street spots a banana peel and sighs. “Here we go again!”
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Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, “Are you two sisters?”
Přečíst celý »Bad Day for Blondie
Q: How do you know a blonde is having a bad day? A: Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can’t find her pencil.
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Q: How did the blonde die raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.
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Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown? A: Artificial intelligence.
Přečíst celý »Another Saturday Night
Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: It gives them something to do on Saturday night.
Přečíst celý »After You
‘”Have you heard my knock-knock joke?” asked the blonde. “No,” said the brunette. “Okay,” said the blonde. “You start.”
Přečíst celý »Adventures in Disneyland
Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.” So they went home.
Přečíst celý »Adding Blonde
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?A: She couldn’t find the 10 key.
Přečíst celý »A Little Voice
A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought ”how weird.” A few minutes passed and …
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