Blonde jokes

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?” She says, “My mom died.” He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.” Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?” She replies, “I just talked to my …

A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, “Let’s hide in that barn, they’ll never find us.” So they climed up the ladder and then the blonde threw it down. The next morning, the …

A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to librarian at the counter, “This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it.” The librarian says to her …

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey girls,” says the brunette. “Let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.” So the next day, they all leave right after their boss. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the …

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant.

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA? A: “Look, they spelled Macy’s wrong!”

Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress’s name tag? A: “What did you name the other one?”

While her husband was at work, a blonde decided to paint their living room. After her husband arrives home, he finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat while wearing a parka and a mink. He asked her what she was doing. She said, “I wanted …

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.Her coworker asks, “What do you have …