Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
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Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the “11″ in “9-1-1″.
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Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A: A Space Invader.
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Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
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Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
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