Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Q: Why don’t blondes like buttered toast? A: They can’t figure out which side the butter goes on.

When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row’

Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !

Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It’s the closest they’ll come to a bright idea.

… Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.

Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.