Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
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These two blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would have seen it.
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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don’t drink!
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What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.
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What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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What’s a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.
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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night…
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How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.
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A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, “Everything ok with your car now?” The blonde replies, “Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he …
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