Blonde jokes

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde’s e-mail for her. The blonde said, ”Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.”

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on …

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ”Yes. No. Yes. No.”

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, ”What are you carrying?” ”Melons,” the blonde replies. ”Cool,” the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?” The blonde giggles and says, ”If …

A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again.“What was the matter?” she asks.“Simple really, just …

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she’s 21.

It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out – so she kept putting money in. And since it was such a hot day, a line …

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Sit a kitty beside her.

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL? Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system. ”As soon as I clock off” he said, ”I’m going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that blonde flight attendant.” The horrified flight attendant made a dash …