One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
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A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, “I’ve got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you …
Přečíst celý »A blonde’s house is on fire. She runs outside
A blonde’s house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, “Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!” Someone else yells, “Call 911!” The blonde yells back, “What’s the number?”
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A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we dont sell to blondes.” The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we dont sell to blondes.” …
Přečíst celý »Why can’t blondes
Why can’t blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can’t figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
Přečíst celý »Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus,
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
Přečíst celý »A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.” “I’m terribly sorry to hear that. Why don’t …
Přečíst celý »Three blondes are stranded on an island.
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she …
Přečíst celý »A young ventriloquist is touring the
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair …
Přečíst celý »A blonde and her husband were driving home,
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said “Oh i know.” So she when in the car and rumaged through her …
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