Blonde jokes

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn’t find the 10 key.

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, What for? Are you going to set it on fire!

Q: What are the blonde’s first words after 4 years of college? A: “Would you like fries with that?”

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After …

One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back …

Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn’t figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby …

A brunette walks into a bar and says, “Gimme an M L.” The bartender says, “What’s an M L?” The brunette says, “A Miller Light.” Another brunette walks in and says, “Gimme a B L” The bartender says, “What’s a B L?” She says, “Bud Light.” A dumb blonde walks …

Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. “Here we go again.”