What do a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? They both have a black box!
Přečíst celý »Tennis Balls
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to …
Přečíst celý »Taxed Blonde
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. “That will be $1.08, please,” says the clerk.“What are the eight cents for?” asks the blonde. “It says one dollar right here on the packaging.”“Tax,” replies the clerk.“Gee,” says the blonde, “I thought you just rolled them on …
Přečíst celý »Tardy Blonde
Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.
Přečíst celý »Tank Girl
How do you stop a blonde tank? Shoot the people pushing it!
Přečíst celý »Talking Blondes
Q: Why doesn’t a blonde talk during sex?A: Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.
Přečíst celý »Take ‘Em Off, Boys
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down. She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, ”My car broke down! I don’t know what to do! Can I stay here for the …
Přečíst celý »Tag Team
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company. After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde team had installed 7. The contractor was outraged with the …
Přečíst celý »Swim Meet
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, …
Přečíst celý »Sunroof You All Night Long
Why do blondes like sunroofs? More legroom!
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