Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said ‘shake well before using.
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Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!
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Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
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‘What’s your father’s occupation?’ asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. ‘He’s a conjurer, Ma’am,’ said the new boy. ‘How interesting. What’s his favourite trick?’ ‘He saws people in half. ‘Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?’ ‘One half brother and two half …
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Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.
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Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
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My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?
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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.
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Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can’t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.
Přečíst celý »Alfie was listening to his
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ‘ Sis,’ he said, ‘I wish you’d sing Christmas carols. ‘That’s nice of you, Alfie,’ she replied. ‘Why ?’ ‘Then I’d only have to hear you once a year !
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