A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. ‘What’s the matter?’ she asked. ‘It’s my birthday! he hollered. ‘And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there’s to be a party with crisps and jelly and a …
Přečíst celý »What did you get for your birthday?
What did you get for your birthday? Another year!
Přečíst celý »When is your birthday?
When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!
Přečíst celý »Sam’s girlfriend’s birthday was the same
Sam’s girlfriend’s birthday was the same day as his father’s. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, ‘Use this all over yourself and think of me. Unfortunately he put the note on …
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Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday.
Přečíst celý »How old were you on your last birthday?
How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I don’t think that’s possible. Oh, yes it is – I’m nine today.
Přečíst celý »Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn’t 99 I’d be dead.
Přečíst celý »I forgot my brother’s
I forgot my brother’s birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.
Přečíst celý »Will you come to my party on
Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What’s the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you won’t be empty-handed, will you!
Přečíst celý »I’ve been shopping for
I’ve been shopping for my wife’s birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn’t you come to my house – you could have had some of ours for free!
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