Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum’s too frightened he’ll break it!
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What’s the greatest birthday present? Hard to say – but a drum takes a lot of beating.
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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.
Přečíst celý »Fred: Do you
Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It’s a great present but I just can’t find the words to thank you enough.
Přečíst celý »A man who forgets his wife’s birthday is
A man who forgets his wife’s birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.
Přečíst celý »BoyFriend: Why didn’t you
BoyFriend: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
Přečíst celý »A St. Louis mother
A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, “Hello.” “Are you the game warden?” she asked. “Yes.” “Finally Ah’ve got the right person!” she said. “Could yaw’l …
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday.
Přečíst celý »Artificial intelligence is a wonderful
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.
Přečíst celý »Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women” said Joe. “The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted.” “Wow! That’s quite some …
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