What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!
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What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!
Přečíst celý »What old-time song is the burgers’
What old-time song is the burgers’ favourite? ‘Hammy’ – as sung by Al Jolson!
Přečíst celý »What song do burgers sing on the
What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!
Přečíst celý »What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s
What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses? The meatric system, silly!
Přečíst celý »When can you count on a hamburger in an
When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!
Přečíst celý »When do burgers quit their jobs?
When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!
Přečíst celý »When do hamburgers most enjoy
When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!
Přečíst celý »When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, ‘Well done’!
Přečíst celý »When the crooked hamburger took it on the
When the crooked hamburger took it on the ‘lamb’, where did it go? Oh, ‘ewe’ know!
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