What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.
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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
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Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.
Přečíst celý »Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, “If you were a gentleman, young man, you’d stand up and let someone else sit down.” “And if you were a lady,” replied Roger, “you’d stand up and let four people sit down.”
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What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
Přečíst celý »A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man’s supper and began whining and jumping up at him. “Do you mind if I throw him a bit?” said …
Přečíst celý »Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again.
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It’s my bus – it’s always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it’s late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
Přečíst celý »How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.
Přečíst celý »Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
Přečíst celý »As the bus came to the stop, the man
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, ‘What on earth did you do that for?’ ‘I wanted to know if …
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