Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.
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What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.
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Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It’s for people who can’t swim!
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Monster: Stick ‘em down. Ghost: Don’t you mean, stick ‘em up. Monster: No wonder I’m not making much money in this business.
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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don’t succeed – you’re fired!
Přečíst celý »On the first day his son joined the family
On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said, ‘I am going to give you your very first lesson in business. Stand on the edge of the roof. Reluctantly, the boy went to stand on …
Přečíst celý »There was once a high-powered businessman who
There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him – a tall one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand, and a very small one for adding footnotes.
Přečíst celý »Mom and Dad are in the iron and
Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing.
Přečíst celý »Have you seen the bus website?
Have you seen the bus website? Yes – it’s just the ticket!
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