Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
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First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
Přečíst celý »First cannibal: I don’t know
First cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?’
Přečíst celý »The cannibal king was having
The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. “Your Majesty,” he said, “the slaves are revolting!” “You don’t have to tell me,” said the king. “I’m trying to eat them. “Where did we get these slaves anyway?” “From the country next door,” replied the servant. “We …
Přečíst celý »What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.
Přečíst celý »What is the cannibals’ favorite game?
What is the cannibals’ favorite game? Swallow my Leader.
Přečíst celý »What happened to the cannibal lion?
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the cannibal who went
Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn’t stop eating swedes.
Přečíst celý »Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend
Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we’ll have him tomorrow.
Přečíst celý »First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird.
First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.
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