A cannibal’s dillema: If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
Přečíst celý »A man is captured by cannibals,
A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks!”
Přečíst celý »Cannibal: Mom, mom, I’ve been eating a
Cannibal: Mom, mom, I’ve been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say – you can’t keep a good man down !
Přečíst celý »Was the principal’s brother really a
Was the principal’s brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !
Přečíst celý »When a plane caught fire over the jungle the
When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal’s pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, ‘What’s this flier doing in my soup?’
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1st Cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?’
Přečíst celý »What did the cannibal’s parents
What did the cannibal’s parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? ‘Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!
Přečíst celý »First cannibal: Who
First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !
Přečíst celý »Two cannibals
Two cannibals were having lunch. ‘Your girlfriend makes a great soup,’ said one to the other. ‘Yes! agreed the first. ‘But, U’m going to miss her terribly.
Přečíst celý »Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, ‘I don’t like your friend. The other one replied, ‘Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.
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