Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you’re the one with the radar.
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Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.
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Policeman: How can you say you don’t have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They’re all in the glove compartment.
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Policeman: I suppose you’re going to tell me you weren’t speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.
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Policeman: I’ve had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That’s funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.
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Policeman: What do you think you’re doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don’t work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
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Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It’s too dangerous on the street.
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Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
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Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.
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Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you’d catch me on a slow one.
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