For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: – Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. – No matter what you do …
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A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man “I can’t believe what I’m seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!” The man replied “Nah lady this cats not clever at all I’m beating …
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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha doing, Tim?” “My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was …
Přečíst celý »Q: Where did the kittens go on their class
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? – A: To a mewseum.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing,
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? – A: Claude
Přečíst celý »Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? – A: Mice cream
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? – A:
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? – A: Catnip!
Přečíst celý »Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? –
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? – A: You’re the purrfect cat for me!
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? – A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song? – A: Three
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song? – A: Three Blind Mice!
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