What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !
Přečíst celý »What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?
What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !
Přečíst celý »What is another way to describe a cat ?
What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !
Přečíst celý »What did the cat do when he swallowed some
What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
Přečíst celý »Why are cats longer
Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
Přečíst celý »Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !
Přečíst celý »Why did the cat sleep under the
Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
Přečíst celý »When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !
Přečíst celý »Why do black cats never shave ?
Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
Přečíst celý »What did the black cat say
What did the black cat say to the fish ? I’ve got a bone to pick with you !
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