Children Jokes

I was growing up as a kid, which is the best time to grow up.

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny, …

Finally did what came natural to us: we just stood on a beach and yelled at other people’s kids.

We’re lazy people. We’ve woken our children up to get the remote for the television.

A teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids’ mouth and they would guess what it was. She went to the first little boy and put a Hershey’s Kiss in his mouth. “Can you guess what it is?” “I don’t know,” said the boy. …

When I was five years old, I lost my two front teeths, and I put them under my pillow for the tooth fairy. And the next morning when I woke up, to my surprise, under my pillow, I found a joint.

That’s why I like to talk to my mother every single day because hearing how delusional I may become one day makes me appreciate every day I have left with my sanity.

I’m slowly but surely making my way back to my pre-pregnancy weight because I live in Los Angeles and that’s the law… Gotta read the fanzines, though, that tell me Madonna and Elizabeth Hurley lost their baby weight in five days due to a strict regimen of chain smoking and …

My mom says to me all the time, she goes, ‘Tami, you haven’t met the right guy yet because you don’t wear enough lipstick or rouge.’ Rouge! I’m not sure if you guys know, but this isn’t even a product on the market anymore.

I was a real dummy when I was a little girl. I have an older sister who was a genius. Once a week, my mother would take us to the library, and my sister would get to the check-out, and she’d have ‘From Our House to Bauhaus,’ ‘German Architecture of …