‘Mum, there’s a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk’s Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?’
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Two girls were talking in the corridor. ‘That boy over there is getting on my nerves,’ said Clarrie. ‘But he’s not even looking at you,’ replied Clara. ‘That’s what’s getting on my nerves,’ retorted Clarrie.
Přečíst celý »On the first day at school the girls were
On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. ‘I come from a one-parent family,’ said one little girl proudly. ‘That’s nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent …
Přečíst celý »Mother: I told you not eat cake
Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it’s part of my homework. ‘If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left.
Přečíst celý »Mary arrived home from
Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. ‘Whatever’s the matter ?’ asked her mother. ‘I don’t know,’ replied Mary, ‘but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.
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Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
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Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can’t read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I’m only eight and I can read it
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Trevor: That’s a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.
Přečíst celý »Mandy was
Mandy was applying for a summer job. ‘How old are you?’ asked the owner of the store. ‘I’m twelve years old, Sir,’ answered Mandy. ‘And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?’ ‘Twenty one, Sir.
Přečíst celý »The second grader was in bed with a cold and
The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. ‘How high is it, Doctor?’ she wanted to know. ‘One hundred and three,’ said the doctor. ‘What is the world record?’
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