Father: You’ve got 4 D’s and a C on your report. Son: “Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !”
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Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is, Mother, but don’t show it to Dad. He’s been helping me !
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Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don’t want three school dinners, one is more than enough !
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
Přečíst celý »Son to his father as they watch television:
Son to his father as they watch television: “Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel.”
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