Want to buy a pocket computer? No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I’ve got.
Přečíst celý »What did one mouse say to the other
What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.
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What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.
Přečíst celý »What do computer experts do at weekends?
What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.
Přečíst celý »What do you do if your computer hums?
What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a computer
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a computer with a
What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you stuff your computer’s
What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you take your computer to
What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between your finger and
What’s the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don’t know! Well, you’re not using my computer keyboard then!
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