Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who’d land first? A: Who cares!
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Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.
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Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!
Přečíst celý »Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won’t be going to school.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
Přečíst celý »Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in
Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven’t had any brains for the last thirty years.
Přečíst celý »Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton’s election? A: It’s gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
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Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
Přečíst celý »Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands
Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
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Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They’re called “The Johnson Years”.
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