Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
Přečíst celý »Q: Why can’t Bill Clinton file a defamation
Q: Why can’t Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.
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Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he’s sworn in.
Přečíst celý »Clinton goes around telling people we humans
Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did Bill Clinton
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick.
Přečíst celý »Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton
Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren’t as successful when they’re not on grass.
Přečíst celý »Q: Did you
Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
Přečíst celý »Q: Did you know that Clinton’s cat
Q: Did you know that Clinton’s cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn’t really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
Přečíst celý »Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if
Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!
Přečíst celý »Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy”. One little boy stands up and offers “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed …
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