Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: “You idiot! I told …
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
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Q: What’s the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Hillary Clintons
Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One–she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Přečíst celý »One night Bill Clinton was
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House. “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked. “Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved …
Přečíst celý »Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s the difference between Bill
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
Přečíst celý »Q: What is the best thing that ever came out
Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin
Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!
Přečíst celý »Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words.
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