Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
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What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why were there
Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president’s spouse, Bill Clinton.
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Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.
Přečíst celý »Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? … Ain’t nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I’ve ever had.
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In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?” 86% replied, “Not again”
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President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip — a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues …
Přečíst celý »Q: What was the real purpose of Bill’s
Q: What was the real purpose of Bill’s college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics.
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Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea’s new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Přečíst celý »Q: What does Clinton have in common with his
Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people.
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