Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: “How could you have let this happen? …
Přečíst celý »How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.
Přečíst celý »One day there
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: ‘HELP! HELP! When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how …
Přečíst celý »If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He’s the only one who knows that harass is one word.
Přečíst celý »Q: What is the first thing that President
Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: “Good morning, Bill.”
Přečíst celý »Q: What has Clinton done that no one has
Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military
Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
Přečíst celý »Q. What do you
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton’
Přečíst celý »Q: When did Clinton’s friends become sure
Q: When did Clinton’s friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.
Přečíst celý »Q: What does Bill Clinton
Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.
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