Dirty Jokes

According to my percentile dice, I should have charmed you by now.

Hey, could you tell me where the “Star Wars” convention is? I just got lost… in your eyes.

I’ve got something you need to download from my hard drive.

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me touch myself while I read “Daredevil #181”?

Please come home with me so I can experience first contact.

Looks like somebody rolled a 20 on their Charisma check!

These calluses only mean that I’m good with my hands.

I need some help with my calculus. Can you integrate my natural log?

What’s your name? I want to see if I can spell it on my calculator.

Every time you walk by there’s a warp core breach in my pants.