Your bra size looks like it’s the same as my favorite computer language, C++.
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Bones
My nickname is Bones… and not because I’m a doctor.
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Body Parts
One of my body parts is radioactive. Want to guess which one?
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Binary
01101100110100010110011011!
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Beam
Beam me up, Slutty!
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Asthma
Can I call you Little Asthma? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Anime
You’re hotter than an anime chick.
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Allergies
I’m allergic to three things: cheese, pollen and not being with you.
Přečíst celý »Gary Owen: Man, It’s Hot
Man, it’s hot. I’m sweating like R. Kelly at a Girl Scout meeting.
Přečíst celý »Garden of Eden Limerick
In the Garden of Eden stood Adam With his hand in the crack of his madam. It filled him with mirth ‘Cause on this whole earth, There were only two balls and he had ’em.
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