Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion. God said, “This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. …
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Why can’t Frankenstein’s monster have sex? Because his nuts are on his neck.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute? A: A whoroscope.
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Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They come upon a small farmhouse with crops planted around it. They are very hungry, thirsty, and tired so the first guy suggests they steal some food. The second says they should ask for food, so he then goes up and …
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Q: Why did the condom fly across the room? A: It was pissed off.
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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, but I don’t know how they got in there.
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How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy? Stick a nipple on it.
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