Dirty Jokes

I hope you know CPR because you’re taking my breath away.

The cops must be after you because it’s illegal to look that good.

Are you busy tonight at around 3 a.m.?

You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.

There are 265 bones in the human body. Would you like to add another?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I didn’t know angels could fly so low.

Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.

Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?