Prostitute 1: Tonight’s my night — I can smell c**k in the air.Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
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I think it is a patently ridiculous announcement that ‘your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device.’ Folks, if we’re crashing, my seat cushion’s gonna be used as a toilet.
Přečíst celý »Toilet Brush
While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. “Wow! What a great idea,” he thinks to himself and buys three of them.Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.
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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Přečíst celý »Three’s a Crowd
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had …
Přečíst celý »Three Types of Sex
There are three types of sex in a marriage. The first one is Kitchen Sex. This is when you are newlyweds, and you’re still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime – but mostly the kitchen. The second type is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have settled down …
Přečíst celý »Three Men with Three Wishes
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician standing at the top of a slide. The magician said, ”You may each go down the slide and ask for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide, you shall land in a huge glass of …
Přečíst celý »Three Gay Men
Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, ”My Benny loved to fly, so I’m going up in a plane to scatter his …
Přečíst celý »Three Flies in a Bathroom
Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in a bathroom. The first fly goes to the sink, the second fly stays in the tub, and the third fly chooses the toilet.The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage can.The first fly says, “I’m exhausted! I …
Přečíst celý »Things Just Fallin’ Off
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in …
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