Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.
Přečíst celý »Carol Leifer: Security Questions
Oh my God, Kennedy Airport — what a mess — all over you with those dopey security questions. ‘Did you receive any gifts from any unknown persons?’ Buddy, the last thing I got from an unknown person was in the 80s.
Přečíst celý »Carol Leifer: Lingerie at the Beginning
When do we put on the lingerie? Always at the beginning of the relationship — first couple of months, strutting around the bedroom wearing a teddy. Yeah, six months later, you’ve stopped shaving your legs and you look like a teddy.
Přečíst celý »Carol Leifer: Bisexual
Like a lot of women, I’m bisexual. Once I have sex with you — bye!
Přečíst celý »Butt Reduction
Q: What happens if you cut off your right butt cheek? A: You’ll be left behind.
Přečíst celý »Butcher Booty Call… Sausage
Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
Přečíst celý »Butcher Booty Call… Meat
I’ll pound your meat any way you want me to.
Přečíst celý »Busy Redneck
Q: What do you call a redneck with a pig under one arm and a sheep under the other?A: Bisexual.
Přečíst celý »Bubba
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can’t help himself, and asks Bubba what his …
Přečíst celý »Bride & Broom
Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, “I think I’m going to have a whisk.” The groom broom says, “How can that be? We haven’t even swept together!”
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