A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. “What are you doing?” he asks. She answers, “Warming up your dinner.”
Přečíst celý »Balls & Old Ladies
Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo.
Přečíst celý »Ba Ba Black Sheep
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he’d first had sex. “It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to …
Přečíst celý »At the Pharmacy
Woman: Can I get Viagra here? Pharmacist: Yes. Woman: Can I get it over the counter? Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can.
Přečíst celý »Astronaut Booty Call… Seal
Please let me seal off your O-ring.
Přečíst celý »Astronaut Booty Call… Scream
They say in space, no one can hear you scream. That’s because they’ve never done it with me.
Přečíst celý »Astronaut Booty Call… Rover
I have a rover that would like to investigate your surface.
Přečíst celý »Astronaut Booty Call… Rocket
If you pay enough attention to my rocket, you’ll experience the milky way.
Přečíst celý »Astronaut Booty Call… Rock
Baby, I’ll rock your world so hard it’ll put Pluto back into the solar system!
Přečíst celý »Astronaut Booty Call… Red Dwarf
Please don’t call it a red dwarf.
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