It’s true — we do drink ‘tang.
Přečíst celý »Astronaut Booty Call… Docking
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Přečíst celý »Astronaut Booty Call… Damage
It’s gonna be so good it’ll damage your hull.
Přečíst celý »Astronaut Booty Call… Crater
My unit would like to explore your crater.
Přečíst celý »Astronaut Booty Call… Black Hole
Can I explore your black hole?
Přečíst celý »Astronaut Booty Call… Belt
I’d like to see what’s under your Kuiper Belt.
Přečíst celý »Astrologer Booty Call… Moon
My moon is rising.
Přečíst celý »Ashes to Ashes
A man dies, and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and starts talking to them. “You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money.” Then …
Přečíst celý »Art Gallery Nudes
A couple at an art gallery see a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on, but the huband keeps looking. She asks, “What are you waiting for?” He replies, “Autumn.”
Přečíst celý »Arkansas Fertility
Q: Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?A: Sooner or later, they find a potent cousin.
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