A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.
Přečíst celý »Ardal O’Hanlon: An Awful Lot of Sex
A person has sex 2,581 times in his or her life. That’s an awful lot of sex. That means I have an awful lot of catching up to do.
Přečíst celý »Arctic Hooker
Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A: A frostitute.
Přečíst celý »Anthony Clark: Friendly in Ireland
I don’t know if you’ve ever been to Ireland. They are really the nicest people on the face of the earth. You do a show there, you walk into the pub in Ireland — you have five best friends immediately. I walk into the bar, the first guy I see …
Přečíst celý »Ant: Lisp
I’m so gay, I could put a lisp in the word ‘cracker.’
Přečíst celý »Ant: All the Gays on an Island
My brother hates gay people — hates us. ‘We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.’ ‘Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.’
Přečíst celý »Another Bull Name
Q: What do you call a masturbating bull? A: Beef Strokinoff.
Přečíst celý »Andre Covington: Practice Good Sex
Practice safe sex, fellas, whatever what you do. I’m gonna go a step beyond that — practice good sex. Women will appreciate that. Practice good sex. You know it’s some unsafe sex if you don’t do a good job and you try to go to sleep. Women’ll be like, ‘If …
Přečíst celý »American Beer & Canoeing
Q: What do American beer and having sex in a canoe have in common? A: They’re both f**king close to water.
Přečíst celý »Amanda Melson: In the First 12 Seconds
I just read about this study that says that, apparently, when women go on dates, they decide if they’re going to sleep with the guy or not in the first 12 seconds. Seems wrong to me, you know. How are these women getting drunk so fast?
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