A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.
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Q: What goes in hard and pink but comes out soft and mushy? A: Bubblegum — and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Q: How can you always tell a blind man at a nude beach? A: It’s not hard.
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You just dove from the stage of my dreams into the mosh pit of my so-called life.
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That flannel makes you look particularly undernourished in this garage light.
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I’d like to solve your Rubik’s Cube.
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I pity the fool who doesn’t come home with me tonight!
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Like Kirk Cameron, I am experiencing growing pains — in my pants.
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