Dirty Jokes

I’ve got the Jones for you to enter my Temple of Doom.

You’re the activator in my Jheri curl.

Call me Gary Coleman because I know all about diff’rent strokes.

Wanna take a ride in my DeLorean?

Wanna come back to my place and check out my Commodore 64?

Wanna play my Casio? I keep it in my pants.

Who ya gonna call? How about me?

Can I put my tape in your Betamax?

Let’s have an Iran-Contra affair.

Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!