Q: Mom’s have Mother’s Day, Father’s have Father’s Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.
Přečíst celý »Q: How is a penis like
Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three.
Přečíst celý »Q: What is the difference between
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do men find it
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Přečíst celý »Q: What is the difference between a hog
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn’t have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Přečíst celý »Men are like cement.
Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Přečíst celý »Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a
Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you find a blind man
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It’s not hard.
Přečíst celý »