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Dirty Jokes

The Poop List

— Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.— Clean Poop: You poop, it’s in the toilet, but there’s nothing on the toilet paper.— Second Wave Poop: You’re done pooping and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, but something tells …

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The Hurt Bird and the S**t

One day a man was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic, and he really had to take a s**t. So he got out of his car and went over to a bush and took a s**t in his hat. He couldn’t leave his hat there because he had his name …

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The Hunting Knife

A guy was driving his truck along the interstate, when he admitted to his wife that he had screwed around on her. She proceeded to cut his penis off with a hunting knife, and throw it out the window. The penis whizzed through the air and landed momentarily with a …

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The Golfer’s Confession

A man goes to the confessional. “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” “What is your sin, my child?” The priest asks back. “Well,” the man starts, “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible.” “When did you do use this awful language?” said the priest. “I …

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The Fly

From an article in the Wall Street Journal, about the Dutch firm that has been hired to manage the International Arrivals Building at New York’s John F. Kennedy Airport:

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The definition of…….

Q: What is the definition of cheeky? A: Pissing through your next-door neighbor’s letter box, then a few minutes later ringing their doorbell and asking how far it went!

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