Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team.
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Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde’s? A: Because they’re both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don’t mind if you bring friends.
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s one thing everybody sees in
Q: What’s one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s the difference between a mosquito and
Q: What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.
Přečíst celý »Three blondes are
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
Přečíst celý »Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
Přečíst celý »Male secretary : “Feel free to use my
Male secretary : “Feel free to use my dictaphone.” New blonde employee : “No thanks, I’ll just use my finger like everyone else.”
Přečíst celý »A man comes home from work one night to catch
A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out, “What do you think you’re doing?” “Just heating up dinner” she replies.
Přečíst celý »A blonde is suffering from a
A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says “Open wide.” “I can’t” replies the blonde, “the chair’s fitted with arms.”
Přečíst celý »A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her
A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, “Bring me a beer.” The bartender then asks, “Anheuser-Busch?” To which she replies, “Fine thanks, and how’s your cock?”
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