Dirty Jokes

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, “Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I’ll sink?”

A lady walks into the dentist’s office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. “You must have made a mistake” says the shocked dentist, “The gynecologist’s office is one level higher.” To that the lady replies, “No mistake, you installed my husband’s …

Hello? the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, “Hello?” “I’ll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn.” the male voice whispered. “Scheesch! …

A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, “Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to spend the weekend with my legs in the air.” The blonde asks, “Don’t you have a vase?”

Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that “love handles” referred to her ears?’

The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. He said no, that …

Question: What’s the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.

Question: What’s another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough.

Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.

Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass.