Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
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What’s the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!
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What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it.
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What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.
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What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you’re done with the breasts and the thighs, there’s still a greasy box to put your bone in.
Přečíst celý »What did the egg say to the boiling
What did the egg say to the boiling water? “It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night.”
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What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny’s batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming…
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How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn’t cover his Whopper.
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