An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans dick. Then suddenly the old man ends the affair because of another woman. The old woman’s distraught and yells, “WHAT’S …
Přečíst celý »Retired gentlemen went to apply for social
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he has left his wallet at home. …
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In a nursing home, there is this old woman named Gladys who likes to walk around and flash people. She walks up to a nun, opens her robe and yells “Super Pussy!” The nun says, “Gladys, you know you’re not supposed to do that. Now go back to your room. …
Přečíst celý »These two old men are in a nursing home.
These two old men are in a nursing home. They’re talking and realize that it’s been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought “I’m …
Přečíst celý »A man walks into
A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says “I’ll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it.” The guy thinks for a second and says. “Well …
Přečíst celý »An elderly man visits his
An elderly man visits his doctor. “Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit.” “Very well, let me see your sex organs, please.” The aged patient replied o.k. “And stuck out his index finger and his tongue.”
Přečíst celý »A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains,
A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different color. An old man at the bus stop looked and looked at the guy, finally, the guy said to the old man: “haven’t you ever done anything …
Přečíst celý »What two members of the cow family go everywhere
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
Přečíst celý »What US state has the most cows?
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!
Přečíst celý »What would you get if you crossed a cow with a
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
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