What’s a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones!
Přečíst celý »When is a farmer like a magician?
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
Přečíst celý »Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!
Přečíst celý »Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!
Přečíst celý »Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is. ‘
Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
Přečíst celý »Where do Danish cows come from?
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf
Přečíst celý »Where do milk shakes come from?
Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!
Přečíst celý »Where do Russian cows come from?
Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!
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