Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!
Přečíst celý »Where does a cow stop to drink?
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
Přečíst celý »Why are cpws made for dancing?
Why are cpws made for dancing? They’re all born hoofers!
Přečíst celý »Why couldn’t the cow leave the farm?
Why couldn’t the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!
Přečíst celý »Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!
Přečíst celý »Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Přečíst celý »Why did the cow
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
Přečíst celý »Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!
Přečíst celý »Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Přečíst celý »Why did the farmer put his cow on
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
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