What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
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Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !
Přečíst celý »Q. What does a cow make when the sun
Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow
Přečíst celý »What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
Přečíst celý »What did the farmer call the cow that would not
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !
Přečíst celý »Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I’ve heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
Přečíst celý »Why do cows wear bells
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don’t work.
Přečíst celý »A man climbed over a fence into a
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, he’s a lot safer than you are right now!
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